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robofillet: infinitenap: a day in the life This makes me think of Roxanne.

This is me every time. Older men are honestly the only males who ever notice me anyways so it’s wonderful.

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND

prasejeebus: Me during the duration of finals week

the-hylian-puzzler: arielflare: Me studying I really need to stop doing this

tinygayscully: me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours

oeus: boy: *is nice to me* me: i wonder if he’s gay

titlefightclub: fucking @ me

thejadew0lf: itstiredandimlate: @thejadew0lf me af

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

totalariana: shwxng: gamer tips: don’t waste your pokemon money on clothes!!! buy potions and supplies me, the second i arrive on an island:

unsends: me, someone who can’t form stable relationships anymore: you know what? i wanna fall in love

unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay

larvitarr: me Literally me. In case people didn’t get the memo, I dress up like Ash Ketchum every night when I go online!

monochromatic-spectrum: hatofulfriendswithbenefits: sakuya ssssssaaaakuyaaaaaaa saku„„,ya kiss me Ohay thar, Sakuya.

cassandrapentayaaaaas: Fic tag: slow burn Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a bitch if I can't stop sniffling

fckinstoned: don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

t0tally-pers0nal: Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

Bring me your gays

touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took

boywitch: how do i get the moon to notice me back

officialwhitegirls: me as a stripper: *wears high heeled neon crocs*

totheinternetandbeyond: some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes

ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch

vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love

me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*

Literally me with him

mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™

me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it

cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:

cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why

noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.

romanovanatalia:#me at life

Bustin' makes me feel good

weaksorry: me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck

straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me

cptsdofficial: cptsdofficial: me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me

edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one

whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college Literslly me

@mypasalacqua LITERALLY ME IN EVERY SITUATION

cokeproblem: *gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

drain-seeker: literally my life story in high school

tatianamaslnay:rexuality:if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious #i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me

sexual-feelings: brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero exactly

hamhammyham: Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie* Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*

tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!

Don't Tread On Me!

insomniac-arrest:Me: *is able to accomplish a phone call and doing laundry in the same day*brain: You can have a little executive function, as a treat

largecoin: me online: me irl:

cobaltdays: my pet: *does anything* me:

deerstroyer: me trying to make friends like

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